sorry i’ve been so distant lately you guys. I’ve been superduper busy IRL having fun with friends and work and whatnot.. Hopefully I get back to blogging and shit soon.
i love lemon cake. omnomnom
shubbabang: davestridersturkeygirlfriend: shubbabang: davestridersturkeygirlfriend: for every note this gets ill eat another hot pocket better hope you have a shit ton of hot pockets then IT HAD SIX FUCKING NOTES AND THEN YOU REBLOGGED IT ENJOY YOUR HOT POCKETS
Hookah with my muffen
How To Cook Like You Know You Don't Know What...
lonahtem: justshutupforasecond: Shout out to all the haterz This shit is fresh off the Philip Mills kitchen!! That kitchen is adulthood! Or the best alternative I can come up Today I show you how I make a delicious pasta, using premade sauce… and premade pasta. The rest is up to yooooooooouuuuuuu Tonight on a very special liar’s kitchen we make… Rotini, with a four cheese sauce. I also like...
madturbating: THE SUDDEN URGE TO PLAY POKEMON HITS YOU LIKE A BAG OF BRICKS WHEN YOURE LEAST EXPECTING IT
importerrobinson: remember that time i met a bunch of you outside of a show and asked you how to pronounce ‘tsundere’
bombliate: how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it
Helping my old friend pick out clothes for her first date :) a big moment in her life and I’m part of it
bloodysigils: do you ever cry because you’ve somehow managed to gain a truly fucking amazing person as your friend? and just think about how fucking blessed you are for their existence and how in some previous life you must have done something fucking amazing to deserve them in this life? DO YOU?
When you drop something and try to catch it before...
lolsofunny: laugh-addict: (lol here!)
Sex is so weird like hey I love you let me stick my hard extra limb into your tiny hole and then slam it into you repeatedly because I love you
hamburgerjack: badgerjaw: Do you think some pokemon evolve by trading because they think you’re giving them away forever, so in their fear of abandonment they evolve into something better than they were so you’ll love them again?